{"product_id":"taglines-of-poor-taste-5-pack","title":"“Terrible Taglines” 5-Pack","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"315\" data-end=\"370\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"315\" data-end=\"368\"\u003eProof that inspiration is not a renewable resource.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eA curated set of tragic taglines rescued from forgotten PowerPoints, draft style guides, and late-night brand explorations. Each was once floated seriously — some even made it into logo lockups before someone whispered, \"Wait, are we really doing this?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eSample contents:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"817\" data-end=\"843\"\u003eJust Buy From Us, Please\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"817\" data-end=\"843\"\u003eEveryone Says Customer Service Sets Them Apart, So We Will Too\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"817\" data-end=\"843\"\u003eWe’re Not As Bad As Everyone Says\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"817\" data-end=\"843\"\u003eBecause Ethics Are Optional\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"817\" data-end=\"843\"\u003eYour Money is Our \"Why\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1069\" data-end=\"1163\"\u003eIdeal for creative teams who need reassurance that even their worst brainstorms had company.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"O9 | Digital \u0026 Creative","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43031578017870,"sku":null,"price":84.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0683\/5218\/0302\/files\/TaglineHands.png?v=1769976795","url":"https:\/\/object9.com\/products\/taglines-of-poor-taste-5-pack","provider":"Object 9 | Digital \u0026 Creative","version":"1.0","type":"link"}