O9 | Digital & Creative
Ask a Designer “If Your Stuff Sucks.”
Validation, artfully delivered with emotional damage.
Send us your latest creative and we'll provide honest, professional feedback — the kind that stings but still feels polite.
You'll hear phrases like "interesting direction," "lots of movement," and "maybe that font's having an identity crisis."
Perfect for clients who "just want a designer's opinion" but secretly hope to hear it's perfect.
Spoiler: it isn't.
Comes with one complimentary recommendation to "use fewer gradients."
FAQ About Our Store
Please review this FAQ carefully, as we have rigorous systems in place to prevent customers from contacting our customer engagement team.
What happens if what I ordered is out of stock?
You will never receive it.
How long does shipping take?
It depends.
Do you offer refunds?
Thank you for your donation.
Can I return an item?
You can try.
What is the point of all this?
We're still looking into it.