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Ask a WordPress Developer One Question

$175.00

Direct access to someone who'll start every sentence with "It depends."

Have a WordPress question? Great — so do we.

Submit your query and one of our developers will respond with a nuanced, technically accurate, and emotionally unfulfilling answer. Expect phrases like "technically yes," "but not in production," and "that's a staging issue."

Perfect for marketers who just want to know why the homepage looks different on their phone than on their boss's.

Includes free use of the phrase "we can do that, but we shouldn't."

FAQ About Our Store

Please review this FAQ carefully, as we have rigorous systems in place to prevent customers from contacting our customer engagement team.

What happens if what I ordered is out of stock?

You will never receive it.

How long does shipping take?

It depends.
Do you offer refunds?

Thank you for your donation.
Can I return an item?

You can try.
What is the point of all this?

We're still looking into it.