Intern’s Jacket (Size M)

Left behind. Much like the intern.

Found draped over a chair after the summer program ended. Never claimed. The pockets contain a half-filled notebook with entries like "social media strategy???" and "ask if it's always like this." Also: one crumpled receipt from the coffee shop downstairs, suggesting they were buying their own lattes by week three.

We assume they're doing fine now. We haven't checked.

Dry-clean only.