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Pallet of Office Paper
Proof that boredom once had purchasing power.
Reams upon reams of printer paper, ordered by a former office manager who bought more whenever she was "caught up on everything else." We never needed it. She ordered it anyway.
Perfect for agencies that haven't gone paperless out of spite.
Each pallet includes several unopened boxes, one half-used pack of neon sticky notes, and an overwhelming sense of "who's tracking this?" regret.
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