O9 | Digital & Creative
Partially Full Tupperware of Unknown Origin
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Free mystery. Free smell.
Located at the back of the office fridge since the early Bush administration, this container is both a biological marvel and a moral test. Its contents are unknown, but legends suggest pasta.
Free to a good home — or any home, really.
Local Pickup Only. DO NOT OPEN INDOORS.
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