“We Are a Family!” T-Shirt

Soft cotton. Hard truths.

A curated collection of genuine corporate "We Are a Family!" shirts — each from a different company that thought they were the first to come up with it.

Some feature logos of once-promising startups; others belong to massive corporations that definitely know your middle name from payroll but never used it.

Each shirt arrives in varying condition: some broken-in from mandatory team-building events, others brand new because their recipients were laid off before the first all-hands.

A perfect reminder that nothing says family like shared Slack channels and a surprise Friday meeting with HR.

Machine washable. Emotional residue may persist.