O9 | Digital & Creative

“Terrible Taglines” 5-Pack

$84.00

Proof that inspiration is not a renewable resource.

A curated set of tragic taglines rescued from forgotten PowerPoints, draft style guides, and late-night brand explorations. Each was once floated seriously — some even made it into logo lockups before someone whispered, "Wait, are we really doing this?"

Sample contents:

  • Just Buy From Us, Please
  • Everyone Says Customer Service Sets Them Apart, So We Will Too
  • We’re Not As Bad As Everyone Says
  • Because Ethics Are Optional
  • Your Money is Our "Why"

Ideal for creative teams who need reassurance that even their worst brainstorms had company.

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