O9 | Digital & Creative
Video Call Substitute Service
$250.00
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Because presence is overrated and meetings breed like fruit flies.
Too many calls? Not enough will to live? We'll handle it.
One of our trained professionals will attend your internal meeting, remain on mute, and periodically type messages like "Great point," "Let's circle back," and "My mic's not working."
You'll appear attentive, engaged, and fully committed — while being none of the above.
Optional add-on: "Can someone share their screen?"
FAQ About Our Store
Please review this FAQ carefully, as we have rigorous systems in place to prevent customers from contacting our customer engagement team.
What happens if what I ordered is out of stock?
You will never receive it.
How long does shipping take?
It depends.
Do you offer refunds?
Thank you for your donation.
Can I return an item?
You can try.
What is the point of all this?
We're still looking into it.
